Actual transcript of a phone call I received last night (well, not the whole call, just until the point at which I had to bite my lips for fear of laughing out loud):
 CALLER: Hello, is this Ben?
 ME: Yes it is.
 CALLER: Hi, this is **** calling from ****. I just wanted to check that you received the e-mail we sent you earlier.
 ME: The one about the meeting being changed to December 4th?
 CALLER: Yes, the one about the meeting change.
 ME: Yes, I got it, thanks.
 CALLER: Ok, good. Also, I just want to check that we have your correct e-mail address. Is it ben@forta.com?