No, I am not looking for a new job. I doubt anyone would seriously believe this one, but just to be sure ...
 Someone using the name Benjamin Forta has been posting a resume to job boards and groups, claiming 14 years of leadership in the ColdFusion community, and offering ColdFusion and Flex development services. The associated e-mail address is bforta@gmail.com which is not my address, and the Colorado phone number listed is not mine either.
 It's been a few years since this last happened. I guess I should take it as a compliment, it's nice to know I'm still relevant. ;-)