Trying To Avoid A Wedding? Sell The Invite!

eBay UK is auctioning off “2 invitations to a wedding I don’t want to go to”. As per the description: “I’ve been invited to the wedding of a mate of mine who I used to know really well until he started going out with the girl he’s going to marry. She’s a dog. No really. I haven’t seen them since I told her she’s a dog over two years ago. They’ve stupidly invited me to their wedding, but I don’t want to go … The only thing is, because she’s such a dog, they might not get married, so I reserve the right to cancel the bidding.” See

4 responses to “Trying To Avoid A Wedding? Sell The Invite!”

  1. Andy Allan Avatar
    Andy Allan

    Ah, you gotta love us Scots.
    So Ben, when you coming back to Edinburgh? You don’t get if you don’t ask 🙂

  2. Ben Forta Avatar
    Ben Forta

    Working on it Andy, but nothing confirmed yet. But I will be back, promise, and I will post details as soon as I have them.

  3. David Dames Avatar
    David Dames

    She sounds like Yoko Ono.

  4. Gabby Capitanchik Avatar
    Gabby Capitanchik

    Sadly that’s my hometown, thankfully I don’t live there anymore!!

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