eBay UK is auctioning off “2 invitations to a wedding I don’t want to go to”. As per the description: “I’ve been invited to the wedding of a mate of mine who I used to know really well until he started going out with the girl he’s going to marry. She’s a dog. No really. I haven’t seen them since I told her she’s a dog over two years ago. They’ve stupidly invited me to their wedding, but I don’t want to go … The only thing is, because she’s such a dog, they might not get married, so I reserve the right to cancel the bidding.” See http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5527273221.